Can you help the Semen Skater fend off attacks
from a bunch of nefarious invading STIs?

The answer is yes, YOU can.

Cap your knob-end
with a condom and his job is done... until then he can only do so much.

Left arrow - left Right arrow - right Space - Fire

P - Pause/unpause Q - Quit game

Helped the Semen Skater defend your system against the first attacks by STI invaders?

Now get out there into the depths of the immune system and blast the remaining aSTeroiDs!

Click here to play aSTeroiDs!